Shaun of the Dead

Film Title: Shaun of the Dead
Year: 2004
MPAA Rating: R
Length: 99 minutes
Film Genre: Comedy / Horror
Director: Edgar Wright
Producer: Tim Bevin, et. al.
Writers: Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright
Players:
Simon Pegg as Shaun
Nick Frost as Ed
Kate Ashfield as Liz
Plot: An outbreak of the walking dead disease has struck Britain. A five-star posse holds up trying to survive the milieu. Brilliant comedy ensues.
Acting: It’s British humor. The acting has to be bad. Actually, it is quite good, though the great majority of the cast is a horde of groaning, bloody masses of dead flesh.
Cinematography: Much of the camera work adds to the already funny screenplay.
Visual: Perfect mimicry of classic zombie movies. Scene change montages are funny.
Audio: Good. A fast-paced soundtrack compliments the action of the movie.
When I watched it last: Two days prior to review
What to watch for: Hilarious British antics, the awesome duo of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
What to watch out for: Language, copious amounts of alcohol, comedic gore
IMDB Rating: 8.0 out of 10
Roger Ebert Rating: 3 out of 4 stars; “a send-up of zombie movies, but in an unexpected way: Instead of focusing on the Undead and trying to get the laughs there, it treats the living characters as sitcom regulars whose conflicts and arguments keep getting interrupted by annoying flesh-eaters.”
The Cinema Standard Overall Score: 8.2 out of 10; Along with Hot Fuzz (Pegg and Frost's latest), Shaun of the Dead is one of the funniest comedies to come out in the past 5 years.
--Reviewed by Brady

Movie in a Minute (or less): Epic Movie

Horrible. Pitiful. Worst movie EVER. These don't come close to describing Epic Movie. If you're considering watching this film, please...PLEASE, don't do it. This movie is the equivalent of Ralphie's Christmas present from his aunt (A Christmas Story). The wrapping might be nice, but there's a pink bunny suit inside...and you're gonna have to wear it for a while - shame and embarassment accompanying the event. Just...don't. Save yourself $8 if you're going to the theater, $3 if you're going to rent it or lots of pain and disappointment if you're going to watch it. DISCLAIMER: This movie may cause permanent brain damage, nausea, vomiting, uncontrollable drooling, bowel spasms, coma or death.
The Cinema Standard "Movie in a Minute" Score: -2.3; #25 and moving toward number 1 on the IMDb Bottom 100 worst movies of all time as voted by users.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Film Title: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Year: 2006
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Length: 105 minutes
Film Genre(s): Comedy, Action
Director(s): Adam McKay
Producer(s): Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Ryan Kavanaugh, et. al.
Writer(s): Will Ferrell, Adam McKay
Players:
Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton, Jr.
Gary Cole as Reese Bobby
Jane Lynch as Lucy Bobby
Michael Clarke Duncan as Lucius Washington
Leslie Bibb as Carly Bobby
Amy Adams as Susan
Houton Tumlin as Walker
Grayson Russell as Texas Ranger
Sacha Baron Cohen as Jean Girard
and cameos by various NASCAR stars, Elvis Costello and Mos Def
Plot: The famous stock car driver Ricky Bobby is challenged by a Frenchman from "Formula Un", but his determination is crushed after a horrible accident. Laughs around every turn.
Acting: Ferrell is funny and that's all you need to know. Even if you've had a disposition toward him in past movies, you should see this one.
Cinematography: Who cares.
Visual: See "Cinematography".
Audio: See "Visual".
What to watch for: Outrageous hilarity. Grayson Russell's performance near the end will have you peeing-your-pants, doubling-over-on-the-floor, snorting-milk-from-your-nose laughing...and he's under 10 years old.
What to watch out for: Crude humor and some language.
When I watched it last: A few nights prior to review.
IMDB User Rating: 6.8 out of 10
Roger Ebert Rating: 3.5 out of 4 stars;
The Cinema Standard Overall Score: 7.9 out of 10 stars; Funny and entertaining! A must see, especially if you're a NASCAR fan.
- - Reveiwed by JB

The Terminal

Film Title: The Terminal
Year: 2004
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Length: 128 minutes
Film Genre(s): Drama, elements of comedy and romance
Director(s): Steven Spielberg
Producer(s): Jason Hoffs, Andrew Niccol, Patricia Whitcher
Writer(s): Andrew Niccol and Sacha Gervasi (story); Sacha Gervasi and Jeff Nathanson (screenplay)
Players:
Tom Hanks as Viktor Navorski
Catherine Zeta Jones as Amelia Warren
Stanley Tucci as Frank Dixom
Chi McBride as Mulroy
Diego Luna as Enrique Cruz
Barry Shabaka Henley as Thurman
Kumar Pallana as Gupta Rajan
Zoe Saldana as Officer Torres
and cameo by Richard Gere
Plot: When war breaks out in his country of Krakozhia, Viktor Navorski is forced to live in an airport terminal at JFK as his visa and passport are "unnacceptable". It's the story of a promise kept, a compassionate heart and a fight for love...in an airport.
Acting: Strangely enough Tom hanks does a phenomenal job as an Eastern European. Cold-hearted Frank Dixon is portrayed by the perfect actor, Stanley Tucci - it seems he was born for this role. Dixon is determined to live by the rules of the airport and no amount of pathos will win him over to a cause. Laughable (in a positive light) performances include Chi McBride, Enrique Luna and most definetely Kumar Pallana. Henley's portrayal of the kind-hearted Thurman is the necessary foil to the almost (but not quite) emotionless Airport Manager Frank Dixon.
Cinematography: The camera is used well as an instrument of mood. The terminal is often filed in chaos, with quick movements and wide pans. The hustle and bustle are brought to seeming stillness when needed by perfect character framing. My favorite camera shot has a giant 747 rolling down the runway framing one side of the shot and tiny Gupta running toward it (to get the plane to stop) framing the other side. Brilliant! In one of the last scenes, Viktor rides off in a cab beside the terminal with the reflection of the New York skyline in the window.
Visual: "Not one viewer in 100 will guess this is not a real airline terminal." Hard to believe, I know. "Here the terminal with all of its levels, with its escalators and retail shops and food courts and security lines and passenger gates, actually exists" (rogerebert.suntimes.com). The sets are done well with several instances of both wonderful and very poor lighting. There is a reflection off of a fountain at one point which makes the scene difficult to watch.
Audio: The score is almost completely "airport music", if and when there is any music. Almost all of the movie dialogue is recorded over background talking, so it is a tribute to the techs who made those sound effects secondary but evident.
What to watch for: The peanut can. Gupta's character is quite funny in the defense of "his floor" and the wet floor hijinks. A very good performance by Tom Hanks. Two of the most beautiful actresses in all of Hollywood grace this film: Catherine Zeta Jones and Zoe Saldana.
What to watch out for: Allusions to Napoleon between Viktor and Amelia become almost silly after the third or fourth reference (I realize that the writers & producers are attempting to mirror the story of Viktor and Amelia, but I think it's just too much).
When I watched it last: One night prior to review
IMDB User Rating: 7.1 out of 10
Roger Ebert Rating: 3 and a half stars out of 4 - "The Terminal doesn't have a plot; it tells a story. We want to know what will happen next, and we care."
The Cinema Standard Overall Score: 7.0 out of 10 - definitely worth a rental, maybe worth a buy
- - Reveiwed by JB